baytown

the ultimate low of existence

i'd rather shit myself than be a baytown.

by mirbryant August 21, 2008

Baytown

A horrible black hole of a town. it sucks you in and it is almost impossible to break it's hold on you. it is full of worthless men and stupid women. The few good people are always trying to get out. AKA DirtyBay

God i can't wait to get out of Baytown

by TattoodMom September 30, 2008

Baytown

A crappy town east of Houston known for its factories, not much to do except the mall where half the stores are closed

I went to visit my aunt who lives Baytown, the town is so bad

by StaplesHasStaples September 11, 2021

Baytown

place where shit never happens

Yeah i went to baytown and the shits gay.

by marcus....of baytown August 5, 2008

babytown

The act of whining by an adult. Over the top whining can actually result in a person becoming the mayor, congressman, or even president of babytown!

Seriously, I don't remember arriving in babytown, but you sure do seem to be the mayor of it with all this whining.

by Keri Troehler March 26, 2007

Bardstown Bukkake

When someone accidentally inhales bourbon and expels it in a vapor form through their nose and mouth.

I was so excited to try a new bourbon at my local Whiskey Bar, that I accidentally sprayed a Bardstown Bukkake on my friends.

by G Money $$ May 20, 2023

Barktown

"very bad situation"
Bark is used instead of a swear word.
Town is used to describe the area or place of the bad situation.

Today is a total barktown, and I am the mayor.

by LTTC October 8, 2008