Barlowed

To remove a post from Facebook after rethinking the potential implications of said post.

Darn he/she barlowed the post, it was so funny, I hope someone screen capped it.

by sellit September 19, 2011

Barlowed

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

by w&F February 8, 2010

Barlowed

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.

Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!

by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017

borrowed pair

Someone exhibiting an unprecedented (perhaps irrational) level of ballsy often seeming is if the exhibitor borrowed someone else's testicular pair to summon the ability to exert said level of ballsy.

Borrowed Pair-I can't imagine Mike tried to have the boss get fired. I wonder who's pair he borrowed to try doing that? Borrowed Pair

by Qban May 15, 2006

BARTOWED

Being cut off at a Bar when your Sober

That Asian Bartender Bartowed Jordan and Clay last night. It was bullshit they were the soberest people there.

by Huskey Ninja August 30, 2010

borrowed humor

When a person, or people, take a concept from a popular TV show - usually a catchphrase - and try and make it funny in every day life. Effectively borrowing the line to try and create humor.

Guy, who is not Dane Cook, walks into a party and yells "Wait a second?! Who shit on the coats!"

This is an example of borrowed humor. Expectations were not confounded, thence humor did not arise from it.

by James Frost June 8, 2011

Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.

If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".

by 999JB February 5, 2021