Garretts can be the most genuine, kind guy you meet or the biggest asshole in the world. Usually the former. He is hilarious and talented. Loyal and intelligent. Great taste in all forms of entertainment, but acts condescending about it. He has adorable crazy hair and brown eyes that see right through people. Very indecisive. Comes off nerdy but still manages to get all the girls. Caution: you may fall in love. This would be very unfortunate because you could ruin the best friendship of your life. Note: you will often find Barretts around Tylers. He is ok with the nickname CareBear.
Barrett is hanging out with Tyler again.
He is soooo annoying!!! Who? Barrett! Oh, that’s normal for people to think that.
He is soooo annoying!!! Who? Barrett! Oh, that’s normal for people to think that.
by P0werbear01 November 28, 2018
A Barrett is when a man coats his scrotum in a sweet syrupy substance, most likely jam or honey, and after this application, journeys to the outdoors, where he lets small animals, like cats, mice, dogs, and sometimes racoons scrape and nibble on his scrotum.
PETA are keen in the art of Barrett Slapping, and say "it is the closest you can ever getting to nautre, without raping it"
PETA are keen in the art of Barrett Slapping, and say "it is the closest you can ever getting to nautre, without raping it"
After an experimental barrett, I found my scrotum was extremely sore to the touch, and had to get a Rabies injection!
"Oh moiy gosh maan, I'd so defo barrett myself"
"Oh moiy gosh maan, I'd so defo barrett myself"
by Caffo October 22, 2009
Not as bad as will rogers, but full of ugly white boys who think they’re cooler than you and pick me’s. Barrett is probably the school you would go to for your friends
by 24inchfatweiner November 22, 2021
Nice barretts!
by Iknowalldeanswers May 17, 2009
a name given to a child when the parents are really drunk and cant find any other name, and people named Barrett are known to like to wear pink dresses
Barrett parod
by squidman31 October 18, 2010
An absolute piece of shit person you know the person who has this name is a fucking lazy cunt, he doesn't come to outings and he smells of dog shit and cat piss. You would be lucky to avoid this fucking bitch.
by G.P.Riggs May 21, 2018
by Beerpong123 October 23, 2019