A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.
Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.
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An upgrade of a beer shotgun. A bazooka simply adds a pill to the equation. Chuck a goog in your mouth then shotgun the fucker as fast as you can.
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She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
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