Banksed

Publicly humiliating yourself by getting black out drunk in front of everyone you know and going fucking crazy.

Someone call the ambulance, I’m getting banksed tonight!

by shoebill23 October 21, 2022

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Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

by DanoNYC February 3, 2010

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Harvey Barnes

The true GOAT

Well known for scoring equalisers and caused quite possibly the best bit of commentary in the history of football. “Now Harvey Barnes. Ohhhh it’s an equaliser, Harvey Barnes. Get in.”

by Harvey Barnesinho December 28, 2020

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banksoopy brickler

A person who says they like banksoopy brickle, even though its not a real word.

Nathan: "Have you ever tried banksoopy brickle?
Senator TP: "Oh of course! It's my favorite dessert!"
Nathan: "LOL! You're a banksoopy brickler!"

by Banksoopy Brickle September 3, 2019

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Bankshafting

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft

Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.

by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

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