barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009

barkle

a bark while circling, usually done by a dog.

Everytime I visit, my friend's dog barkles around me for several minutes

by bread infection October 23, 2005

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Gnarls Barkley

1. Another way of saying gnarly, used mostly to indicate that whatever happened was gnarlier than usual. A take off on Charles Barkley.

2. The musical group formed by Cee-Lo Green and DJ Dangermouse.

"Did you see me kickflip off that huge rail?"
"Yeah, man, it was Gnarls Barkley!"

by Ninja Robot Pirate December 13, 2008