baptize the car

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

You should baptize the car right now!

by mbergy April 18, 2018

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!

Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him

by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010

Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

baptize your car

Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

I’m about to baptize your car.

by mbergy April 18, 2018

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022