Baptist
Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass
baptist
Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.
Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.
Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.
If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.
Righteousness will always prevail.
Righteousness will always prevail.
baptist by The Road Warrior July 26, 2005
Baptist
That guy there is a baptist
Baptist bikini
A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.
Baptist bikini by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 26, 2009
Baptist In The Church House
To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.
Baptist In The Church House by Professorlacy July 15, 2010
Baptist hand job
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
Baptist hand job by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005
Baptist door
The back door of a liquor store in the Bible Belt open to the public. Baptists typically use this door to buy booze without being sighted by members of their congregation/family members
Thank God the Corner Store changed their back door to a Baptist door. I was tired of driving to the ghetto to buy booze
Baptist door by bbbeeeaaasssttt October 29, 2010
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