Baptized

The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.

Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!

by Nohomo69 August 8, 2015

baptised

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021

Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

by Goatlips

by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.

Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021