ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.

Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.

by nolandc September 9, 2019

Banquet Beast

a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA

Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA

by Howie2day April 6, 2010

roadhouse banquet

the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts

She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.

by Whittine July 13, 2006

boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019

2 course banquet

When a guy eats out both of an Asian's holes - front and back.

Matt was late home, so his girlfriend Meg-lin was a bit pissed off...

Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you by giving you a 2 course banquet.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Anorexic Banquet

The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets

Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet

Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(

by defender of heavy metal October 8, 2010

Banquet

Someone with whom you have a one-night stand.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Nah, he's a banquet (bang-quit)."

by terrahdez May 21, 2018