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Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 28, 2009
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Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
by The danster August 17, 2018
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Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020
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banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.
by Demarates May 12, 2006
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Banana Split

The act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.
'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'
by #awkwardconvos March 6, 2014
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mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.
When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.
by jaws November 1, 2006
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banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.
I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.
by randomthoughts89 December 10, 2010
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