Scarlet Bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.

His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice

by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011

Bandejo

Spanish for asshole, as in an obnoxious person, not the anus.

Girl 1: You, ok? I heard you broke up with Jesse.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's being a real bandejo about it.
He's drunk dialed me screaming every night this week.
Then when I walk past him on my way to class, he won't
acknowledge me.
Girl 3: Chin up, girl. You were born with one asshole, you
don't need another.

by bonitoni December 10, 2007

frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017

the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost March 8, 2016