Peanut Butter Bagel

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.

She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

by JDGfootman April 26, 2009

bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.

person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

by brosiedon123456789123456789 January 25, 2011

bagel chaser

A person who is attracted to Jews.

Tom is a bagel chaser, he only really wants Jewish guys. Cindy, also a bagel chaser, is only into Jewish guys. Her sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out Jewish guys together.

by forrest0 April 20, 2009

Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes

person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel

by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015

Bryce's Bagels

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

BagelMeal

BagelMeal- A cup of oatmeal with peanut butter honey and protein powder made by someone who used to own a bagel store. BagelMeal has no real meaning and it was originally used a comeback to someone who plays magic cards and couldnt handle the fact that he got called out on it so his comeback was "Bagelmeal"

"you know how tommy used to make bagels...and now..he makes oatmeal..WELL ITS CALL BAGELMEAL"

Bagelmeal can also be used for owning kids, getting drunk or for absolutely no reason.

Greg: Did you tell Tommy about the BagelMeal Chris?

"ah dude I totally sat on that parking cone last night when i was Bagelmealed"

"you guys going out tonight? im in the mood to get fuckin bagelmealed"

by LATAKED April 11, 2013