bazookad

A state of being where someone is so drunk that they are past being gunned or drunk, they're bazookad.

Garrett was so bazookad, he peed in the corner!

by johnnykickass December 31, 2011

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 3, 2015

ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018

ballooned

The act of being extremely blazed off a volcano vaporizer

"Peavey got completely ballooned in Dougie's room last night.

by Nelson Carson November 3, 2007

ballooned in the ass

1.buttsex comes from a scene in scary movie 2 where the demonic clown got buttsexed by a gay character under the bed 2.enema procedures with the use of a water pack and its components or a enema bags bought from stores 3.coloscopy examination where a camera is stuck in your ass cavity 4.gay clownsex with the use of a real balloon for a condom

1.shelly got ballooned in the ass by rob.
2.tom ballooned himself in the ass to clear out his bowels with an enema for surgery.

3joe had to get a coloscopy done they ballooned him with a camera in the ass
4.the 2 clown men at circus got busted ballooning each other in the ass using a balloon as a condom

by kojiro95 December 8, 2010

bazooted

Meditating until you get a high like you might get from smoking marijuana.

I'm not gonna get bazooted, Ms. Stock, I'll just get high.

by Jonah the Almighty October 2, 2016