ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

ballsaxapallooza

multiple teabaggings to one person in one night; must be laid upon ones eye sockets and/or in ones mouth for a full festival of teabagging

"Katie was passed out at the party. A ballsaxapallooza was called into session."

by Bmoney and Wankis April 17, 2008

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.

David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.

by B-M-B April 26, 2003

Ballsteadious

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.

Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "

by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009

Ballsteam

Balls that steam.

There are two cases of Ballsteam, one being more severe than the other.

1.When your sitting on the toilet, and the heat from your scrotum mixes with the moisture of the toilet water. This phenomenon usually occurs when taking a shit after working out.

2. Some people are born with ball's that steam constantly throughout the day. It's hereditary.

by jrekd March 8, 2010

Ballstruck

When you attach 2 wires to your testicles and power them up to electrocute your dick. Which, in an instant, will make you ejaculate as fast as you can say " Jiz ".

" Yesterday I got bored and wanted to wank, but I went a bit overboard and I tried Ballstrucking and I came in an instant

by Jimmy's Wiener January 25, 2018