BALLSUCKER

To suck balls repeatedly.
Suck at life.

Mike: Your such a ballsucker.

Tom: Whats that mean?

Mike: You suck at life and you suck balls repeatedly.

by Mc Jingle Lob October 28, 2010

ballsucker

self explanatory.

one who sucks balls

Bush is a democratic ballsucker?

by AlGore July 22, 2003

Ballsnack

When a tea bag is done with such force, that the testicles of the tea bagger break the teeth of the victim and enter the oral cavity, granting the victim a quick taste, or snack, on the testicles.

John lost the fight, so Clyde gave him a ballsnack.

by Inconsistency August 14, 2011

ballsnatcher

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.

"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."

by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006

ballsacker

-noun 1. One who sacks balls. -adj. 1. A male exhibiting the character traits of one apt to pummel one's own privates as penance for negligence. Similar to a moron.

-noun. Jerry got stuck sacking balls after PhysEd, he's Mr. Kanton's ballsacker till the end of the quarter. -adj.Eli, man that guy, all this time I never took him for a ballsacker, but there you go....whatta ballsacker!

by Jahhn McVonOtterslap January 22, 2008

ballsackier

the smell that comes from testacles. ITS NASTY!

MAN are you sweating you are progressively smelling ballsackier

by niggapalease November 15, 2011

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012