ballstrap

A ballstrap is code for a secret computer server placed in a datacenter on the network but without management being aware of it It usually serves as an MP3/Porn/Movie/Bittorrent repository.

The term was coined by disgruntled sysadmins in 1996 when the Subaru Motor Corporation released the "Subaru Ballstrap: The worlds first Sport Utility Strapon" but it has evolved to have multiple definitions depending on context in Information Technology, especially among the Linux Administrator community in Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas.

hey dude, could you reboot my ballstrap on the downlow? I upgraded the kernel and I can't SSH in to get to my porn and music stash. Try not to let Bill Lumburg see you do it - I owe you one man.

by Shane8179 February 22, 2008

Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.

Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!

by superflypmp January 6, 2009

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

ballsweat

sweat from balls or grundle

dude, you have a lot of ballsweat

by Jeff Aden January 5, 2009

Ballsweatic Vinegar

Ripe, tangy, vinegary ball sweat. Brought on by heat and exercise. Prolifically located in the creases around the sack and taint.

I just scratched my balls. If you would like to sample my ballsweatic vinegar let me know.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.

David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.

by B-M-B April 26, 2003

Ballarat

(and surrounds) is a town about one hour east of Melbourne. 98% of the population are dirt poor. 'Richies' live in either Ballarat East or around Lake Wendouree.

The rest of the population are either bong smokers and/or unemployed.
The town has a huge problem with drunk and unemployed men prowling around at night.

(Ballarat)(bong) (melbourne)(unemployed)(prowling)(drugs)

by SvetlanaBabe October 7, 2010