[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.

my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !

by biffabelly August 9, 2010

balloon knot

The way your anus ends up looking after you have spent any length of time in the bathhouses in the Castro.

Quinby had only recently come out and told his family that he was gay. He had met some very supportive people at the local LGBT center including a very obese lesbian named Cathy. She had encouraged him to get his ass stretched down one of the many bathhouses down in the Castro. He had taken her up on this advice and soon trotted down there, lube in hand, rubbers in the other and before long he was getting taken left, right and center and having a great time of it. He loved being gay. He didn't care about the rainbows or the pride events or even the fact he was now eligible to wear fluffy boots with his white denims and shiny t-shirts. It was all about cock and taking as many as possible. He felt different back there in no time at all. He loved feeling all puckered and loose and was sure that his balloon knot would now be prized by the many leather men in the city who would love to bend him over and give his ass a damn fine walloping.

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

Balloon Knot

Balloon Knot; Noun; A person's Butthole. Preferably a woman's.

God man, I'd love to lick her Balloon Knot!

by Brutus Cottonwood August 20, 2009

balloon knot

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

she bent over and i saw her balloon knot

by father O April 16, 2002

balloon knot

(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

(noun) My balloon knot is on fire after I ate those Jalepenos last night.

(adjective) That guy at the bar last night was such a balloon knot..

by Mooseknuckle Quartet February 19, 2009

powdered balloon knot

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it

sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot

by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010

blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022