A conveyance consisting of a sturdy large basket that can hold 4 or more people & is propelled up into the air by a gas burner. They go over 10,000 feet in elevation!
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Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
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A synonym for heart, as it is fragile and broken easily. Used in a simile by Marina and the Diamonds in the song "Hermit the Frog."
"Well my heart just burst like a glass balloon"
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
by Evangeline of angels February 5, 2014
Get the glass balloon mug.House of Balloons is the debut mixtape by Canadian recording artist The Weeknd, released as a free download on March 21, 2011, through his website. Its music incorporates electronic and urban genres including R&B and soul with trip hop and dream pop tones.
by xotwod90 November 27, 2015
Get the house of balloons mug.Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
Get the Balloon Bung mug.To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
by beemer052789 August 1, 2008
Get the pooped a balloon mug.An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
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