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Hailey Baldwin

A dude who's made a contract marriage for being famous
justin bieber and hailey baldwin's marriage as fake as hailey's duck lips
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Baldwin Wallace University

Formerly known as Baldwin-Wallace College. BW is a small liberal arts college in Berea, Ohio, which is home to beautiful parks and lakes. Unfortunately, aside from the parks, Berea offers very little except a club called "Wing Warehouse" where students punish their livers with copious amounts of alcohol.

The curriculum at BW focuses heavily on liberal arts and offers many unique classes. One such class is the innovative (and required) course called "Enduring Questions for an Intercultural World" which is widely regarded as a "big fucking waste of time." A BW student is also required to take multiple health and physical education classes because fuck you that's why.

Additionally, BW is home to a world-class conservatory of music, which houses one of the leading Musical Theater programs in the country. And those Musical Theater kids won't ever let you fucking forget it. Despite a shiny new conservatory building, the Musical Theater students still prefer to rehearse their songs in any space that is not a practice room. Campus cafes, dining halls, dorm lobbies, you name it! - there are sure to be Musical Theater students screaming their rendition of "Seasons of Love."

BW is also home to many other notable programs, and has been making headlines around the country for the business, education, and neuroscience programs, and (most recently) for being home to an ecstasy-producing drug lab.

Coe Lake sure is pretty, though.
"Hey, I heard there was a huge drug bust at Baldwin Wallace University!"

"To be fair, drugs are really the only way to cope with those Musical Theater students."
by controlaltdelete October 22, 2012
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Stephen Baldwin

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.
"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."
by johnnydakota May 14, 2010
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Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"
Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending
by tormiee July 16, 2021
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baldwin bag

The bag worn by city carriage horses to catch their poop before it hits the pavement. Named after actor Alec Baldwin who went on a crusade to have the horse-drawn carriages banned.
Make sure the baldwin bag is replaced after it is full of (expitive omitted).
by Larry Horist June 25, 2008
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Alec Baldwin

When a man knocks up his wife after he's had a vasectomy.
He Alec Baldwined his wife after he got his vasectomy. Thought he was shooting blanks but he had a live one in the chamber.
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Baldwin Middle School

The trashiest, crustiest, most fucked up school in the U S of A.
by King Brannon May 9, 2019
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