Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013

Bald-headed Granddaddy

It’s something you use to say as a comeback

Bruh shut up that’s why you look like a bald-headed granddaddy

by LilScholar April 11, 2019

Bald Headed Jason

A 100 dollar bill.

Lucile: “What’s that in your wallet?”

Sean: “ Shit, that’s a bald headed Jason!”

by Edac Moncrief June 21, 2020

bald headed scoochie rat

A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.

that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth

by amartinez November 4, 2010

Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006