A douche-bag talking head way of making it sound like you're giving a fair assessment, even when you're not.
by Eldred Derringer November 6, 2009
(Adjective)
Unable to think clearly, bewildered. Confused
Doesn’t understand the meaning of boundaries and space.
Unable to think clearly, bewildered. Confused
Doesn’t understand the meaning of boundaries and space.
by Lagos22 November 10, 2019
Whoa look at her she is balanced!
Don't you mean thick bro?
I don't want to be politically incorrect.
Don't you mean thick bro?
I don't want to be politically incorrect.
by Makundra November 22, 2017
by Mad_definitions April 3, 2018
by kawaiibaka November 4, 2018
The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
by Summerbees December 13, 2011
A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.
Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.
by Forged by iron March 21, 2018