v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.
TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."
by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010
Get the Basketeering mug.A mix of the words ban and delete. Often used by administers and/or moderators as they have the power to do so. Balete originated from Homestar Runner, a popular flash site.
Please balete him before he causes anymore trouble.
She will be baleted as soon as possible for trying to hack our forums.
She will be baleted as soon as possible for trying to hack our forums.
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Buh-k-easy (n): 1) A term to describe a close friend, or family member.
2) Another term for "Bro, Dude or Man"
3) Used to show someone you trust them not to laugh when you call them this rediculous word.
(Pronounced like Bikini)
2) Another term for "Bro, Dude or Man"
3) Used to show someone you trust them not to laugh when you call them this rediculous word.
(Pronounced like Bikini)
"Yo, wazzup Bakeezee"?
by Jato Unleashed October 6, 2009
Get the Bakeezee mug.A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
by geekstress May 17, 2006
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by fluffy1 October 31, 2006
Get the cherry bakewell mug.(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.
Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.
Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
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