bajeezus

an outlandish exclamation

"oh my bajeezus"

"you scared the bajeezus out of me"

"holy bajeezus"

by schmory December 26, 2006

bejeepers

A variant of bejesus. commonly used by those who have little to no sense and are very adorable despite this

Molly: Oh gosh Karen you sacred the bejeepers outta me.
Karen: You're a spaz!

by Kit_N_Kat March 31, 2009

bajeezus

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.

1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"

by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006

Holy Bajeez

A common expression for an English person being shocked by a Mexican Person

Mexican: I just legally emigrated
Englishman: Holy Bajeez!!

by RET4RD SQ4UD August 6, 2019

bajeepo

The absolute worst swear word in existance; a combination of every swear; the foulest term capable of being called (or calling someone)

"I made you waffles!"
"They're black."
"Yeah, they're a little dark."
"YOU STUPID BAJEEPO!"

by David Pecker November 26, 2007

bajeeba

slang name for a womans vagina

would you like to smell my bajeeba, its creamy

by Jimbobbyness August 16, 2006

bajeepseeze

bajeepseeze means tired in a chilling, sleepy, yawning, kinda way. almost like it's giving you the heeby jeebies.

*yawn* ah im bajeepseeze

damn I'm pretty bajeepseeze
eeeee I'm so bajeepseeze

by $Bitchsuckdick$ September 20, 2021