Baja Blast

When you shit fart the cum in your asshole on your partner's face.

My girlfriend gave me a Baja blast. It didn't taste as good as taco bell advertised.

by Sydswag May 28, 2020

Baja Blast

The act of going inside a taco bell bathroom after eating 69 cheesy gordita crunches, placing a baja blast freeze on top of the toilet seat and attempting to shit 6 feet above the ground into the cup. If successful, your dawg has to drink it in front of cashier. If he refuses he has to throw it at the nearest customer while shouting ALLAH AKBAR and does a snow angel in the floor with the baja blast

My Baja Blast looks like Mike Jason

by YourDadMikeJason May 1, 2019

Baja Blast

The act of ejaculation on a stranger/ loved one in public proceeded by suicide via gunshot to the head directed at the target of the initial blast.

"Did you hear? Phil Baja Blasted all over his Mom.. Can't believe he's dead..."

"Duuuuude"

by crisco_king420 December 31, 2015

Baja Blast

The worst drink ever produced. Mountain Dew and the Pepsi corporation...what were you thinking?

Percy: Let me just get something to drink *starts to dispense Mountain Dew Baja Blast from soda machine at Taco Bell*

Vincent: Are you stupid? Get anything but that garbage, even Surge!

by aknoblach July 30, 2006

Baja Blast

A cup filled with semen that is mixed in with blue food coloring, sugar and is filled with ice cubes somewhat resembling a Taco Bell Baja Blast.

I treated my girl to a Baja blast which was creamy but sour and delectable.

by Toonzy February 21, 2021

Baja blast

The act of firehose spraying a person in the face with semen from your penis, while either on a beach in the Baja region of California or after eating a Baja Burrito

After I was done surfing I went back to shore to give my girl a Baja blast

by The Baja blaster (Kensei) May 7, 2021

Baja Blast

1. Coming to you soon.

“If you meet Mountain Dew, you will find your pathway to cancer”.

“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 9, 2021