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dirty bagpipe

guy 1:"Hey i heard that girl was a freak"
guy 2:"ya i gave her the ole dirty bagpipe!"
by gibblesandbits October 17, 2010
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Mexican bagpipes

The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.
I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window
by C-goat October 2, 2010
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bagpipes

by pais June 4, 2007
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bagpipes

An instrument composed of a bag and pipes. The player blows air into the bag and it comve out of the pipes. Notes are changed by covering the holes of a pipe that is under the bag.
The bagpipe is the traditional instrument of the Edinburgh crips in Scotland which are part of the G-crips organization. The Edinburgh crips usually have a bagpiper present at their ceremonies and one usually lead them into battle in gang fights against rival gangs in Edinburgh.
The music of a bag pipe is inspiring to Scottish people and rather repulsive to everyone else hence it is the ideal instrument to take into combat if you are Scottish because it will boost your morale and lower that of the enemy thus you will most likely be the victor of the conflict.
The Edinburgh crips owe most thier conquests over rival gangs to the bagpipes.
Reginald:Those bagpipes are quite repulsive.

Rupert:We wont be able to kick their arse if they have the lad with the pipes over there.

Reginald:God save Hanover.
by Ron Cassinger October 1, 2005
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Iraqi Bagpipe

I·ra·qi Bag·pipeih-rak-ee bag-pahyp verb:

The act of flatulating (farting) while receiving a blow job.
Last night when she gave me head I ripped a solo from my Iraqi Bagpipe.
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Bagpipes

the people who invented this wonderful thing didnt have their family jewels constrained by briefs and boxers.

they let everything hang in those fresh ass kilts of theirs - hence the free flow of creativity that led to the invention of the most amazing pieces of musical badassery - the bagpipes
Let loose the bagpipes on the innocent ears of these non scots!
by natnoob January 15, 2011
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Stinky Bagpipe

When a man has anal sex and immediately receives oral sex. This gives the cock/balls combo the appearance of a stinky bagpipe.
Last night i let my girl taste the stinky bagpipe.
by Jed Kubisch August 18, 2009
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