Bag-pipe

When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.

My girlfriend gagged after I bag-piped her.

by Billy Breathes December 3, 2018

bag pipe

anal sex

Yo jules, i bagpiped ur sister

by urzaman June 22, 2003

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout

A Description Of Someone Lying.

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

by Camie NF April 28, 2009

bearded bagpipes

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

by brBling April 18, 2009

dirty bagpipes

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006