Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.
by wordforger69 February 20, 2010
Get the bag piper mug.An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
Get the bag pipes mug.by tyler March 9, 2005
Get the bag pipes mug.When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
by misfit December 7, 2003
Get the Bag Pipes mug.This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.
At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....
by Elishiuos May 25, 2006
Get the Midieval Bag pipes mug.When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
Get the Bag Pipes mug.To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).
Can possibly be done to someone else.
Can possibly be done to someone else.
I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.
by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018
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