Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house

Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him

by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Barn Baby

A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.

I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!

by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"

jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018

by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019

Dancing around the barn

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.

During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

barn kid

Any person, typically of rural decent, who misbehaves according to social norms. E.g. shouting, fighting, or loudly arguing in public, especially to the point of making nearby spectators uncomfortable. In other words, anyone who shamelessly behaves as if they were raised in a barn.

This was an amazingly beautiful wedding reception, until those god damned barn kids showed up and started throwing Klondike bars at oncoming traffic.

by Realitea November 19, 2014

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

by Online Fan March 27, 2015