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pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water
god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!
pap baffle by Maddog May 23, 2004

biffle baffle 

An argument, or extremely heated verbal or physical fight.
Joey: You really wanna go?!
Sam: Fuck you man!

Alex: Ooh! Joey and Sam are having a biffle baffle!
biffle baffle by BiffleBaffler December 13, 2013

raffle baffle 

To enthusiastically have sex with. Especially used for someone you would very much like to have sex with, but have not done so yet.
I would undoubtedly give her the ol' raffle baffle.
raffle baffle by Wilkerson December 9, 2003

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
Alabama Ass Baffle by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
pap baffle by barber6 July 13, 2009

Bubs And Baffle 

Bubs and Baffle are a classic example of "best friends"
If two people are really close friends and spend alot of time together you would say "Ahh, they're like Bubs and Baffle"
Person one: friend one and friend two are like best mates now, aren't they?
Person two: Yeah, their like Bubs and Baffle...
Bubs And Baffle by WhoNow? June 6, 2009