Boston babysitter 

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.

He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"

Boston babysitter by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009

Babysitter 

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

Babysitter by J4son June 25, 2008

babyshitter 

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

babyshitter by cords December 27, 2011

Babysitter 

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

Babysitter by King Kai November 12, 2004

babysitter 

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

babysitter by fuckershocking April 10, 2005

Detroit Babysitter 

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

Detroit Babysitter by Misthios February 8, 2010

The babysitter 

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore

Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time

The babysitter by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021