Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
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Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
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Get the Hipster Barista Queef mug.A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.
2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
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John: Yo Steve you got any porn channels on your Sky tv?
Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.
John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!
Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.
John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!
by x FatElvis x November 29, 2011
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2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")
It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.
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