Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

Burked it

When an accident prone or klutzy individual spills something, makes a mess, or causes themselves mild pain or injury.

He really burked it when he spilled coffee all over his cubicle wall.

Or

You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.

by Oatmeal Afficianado August 15, 2011

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

burked

It is a term in a video game when a player me-lee's when he or she doesn't mean to.

Chris and Sean are taking turns playing COD
Chris:Why the fuck did you knife when there was no one there
Sean:Sorry Chris I burked again

by burkey mcburkeburke November 6, 2010

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 5, 2006

Burked

Burked - A state of mind that only comes after consuming enough alcohol to kill a small horse.

"Yeah but mate, how drunk are you?" "Absolutely Burked me mate"

by BurkeBot December 14, 2018

Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021