Allen's Law

In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.

"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"

"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"

by wndrlnd June 6, 2017

Salvador Allende

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.

Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.

by allendevive November 10, 2008

Alentin

She’s or he is the most beautiful person they like to party and be with their friends and sometimes they feel fuckgirls or fuckboys

Alentin is valentina or valentino

by Colorada May 28, 2020

Alena

-light in the darkest of times, very strong willed , hard working , best employee willing to go the ends of the earth for those she loves, true angel , caring, loving , honest and true, devoted , faithful, most beautiful soul ever , greatest friend you could ever pray for.

Impossible to forget or hate

Alena will always succeed and never give up.

by S Tree May 26, 2018

allen kuhn

also known as twinkle toes or hammer. describes a very awkward person. the name is derived from the animal, raccoon. could be called, "The Kuhn".

Guy - did you see that weird kid walk on his toes?

girl - yea, he must be the allen kuhn

by the kuhn April 25, 2010

The Alen Laugh

A laugh produced after stating a joke in order to drown out everyone's silence when said joke was lame. It's often used as a preemptive strategy to appear funnier than one actually is.

Alen proceeded to tell us a pun that made no sense and followed it up with the Alen Laugh. No one else was laughing.

by alensbestfriend September 21, 2015

Grayson Allen

A dirty bitch.

Person 1: Grayson Allen is a dirty bitch
Person 2: That doesn't make sense, you're basically saying that a dirty bitch is a dirty bitch.

by whyyoutrippin March 15, 2022