Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

by RocketMan February 3, 2021

ayatollah of areola

a title in the player hierarchy achieved by scholars who have demonstrated highly advanced knowledge of titties

"Damn look at the titties on that girl my boy is talking to. He is the ayatollah of areola!"

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.

Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!

by QuacksO February 24, 2025

Ayatollah’d

Being fired from your job on your first day at work.

Example: Bob got appointed to lead Iran on Monday morning, but was forced to resign after exploding just hours later. Bob has been Ayatollah’d

by notaprogressiveaussie March 4, 2026

Ayatollah

Something the exist for roughly 20 mins after discovery

That video was only roughly 1 Ayatollah long

by Tripdz March 29, 2026