Masturbation Audience

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story

That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.

by ZingleZee November 18, 2019

Modern Audience

An euphemism for progressive audience in entertainment. Usually used when talking about Hollywood or West game development.

Did you see the new Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.

by phv333 August 21, 2023

For a large audience.

The word for copying literally what the instructions say, like Write(for a large audience.) in Urban Dictionary when making a definition

I wrote For a large audience.

by Kresstickles March 2, 2019

Paper Audience

N. A body of people who happen to be in the presence of someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, regardless of who is present. Such speakers often ask for advice without actually listening to the advice given and instead ends up taking their own advice.

"Man, that professor loves the sound of his own voice! We were basically just a paper audience for him to rant at."

by wordmanjon July 6, 2006

drunk audience

A magician's best friend.

Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!

by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014

Write for a large audience

And by large they mean 2 people

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Some idiot: Okay got it
Some idiot: Why no one likes my definition?

by Notmelol123 May 31, 2022

HasanAbi's audience

A group of people pays someone called "HasanAbi" to hate or cause trouble in Twitch chat.

I would never mod for HasanAbi's audience

by Cidolfus May 8, 2023