Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

Autographs

A female's scratch marks that she leaves on your back after a pleasing sexual expierence.

guy A-Dude Becky's autographs might turn out to be permenent

guy B-Damn she made u bleed?

guy A-Mhmm

guy c-(casually walks by)shouldnt of fucked her so hard

by FoBo February 14, 2006

autoappendectomy

The act of removing ones own appendix.

When contemplating autoappendectomy, be sure you have all the necessary materials - scalpel, forceps, sutures, sterile surgical environment - and a very stout constitution.

by skepsci December 9, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

autoapoktenification

The process by which a person is killed by themselves

Derived from ancient Greek αυτον and αποκτεινω

Have you considered autoapoktenification?

by jh5g December 5, 2018

autorage

Sudden spike in mood. Likely Rage, can be horror(including other feelings) triggered by automated processes which generate unintended consequences.

I couldn't help but autorage when I asked for Vaginas but all I meant to say was; Fajitas!

by 0cano December 6, 2019

autoracism

Basically, whenever someone of a similar skin color to yours attacks you you can say its autoracism. Its not hate on black people, but it is sarcastic. I literally made this word up, so I give you the pass to make it mean whatever you want it to.

- you stink
- ok, listen here, i know you just said that cos we're both white and i call autoracism

by uwumarcuwu April 8, 2020