aw-toh-kuh-rek-tuhm
noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
"I was bored in class, so I decided to measure my penis. LOL i used it too much i guess"
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
by BailiffQuimby April 3, 2014
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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
by autosnorrect June 16, 2011
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A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
by Gronkage March 24, 2016
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I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
by old handle July 6, 2014
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