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Agustina

Agustina is a short girl who just wants to feel loved.Girl who wears large sweatshirts to feel safe from the world around her. girl who jokes about having depression or anxiety but actually believes having them. She often says "friends" to people close to her but she does not really feel that way. She cries because she wants to have friends but she does not feel like talking to someone. is depressed by feeling depressed. her smile takes you to another world. she feels insecure about her body but the truth is that she is sexy.
love being around Agustina when she is not grumpy.
by Crazy_banana19y6 April 29, 2018
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Agustin

Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.

God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
I'm going to the club to find an Agustin tonight.
by TheMeaty February 3, 2010
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Augusto

Augusto is a funny, smart, loving guy that is short, but very loveable, with a big dick, and attracted to women very easily
Girl: hey is that Augusto over there he’ s kinda cute.
by Jacksparrow21 February 12, 2018
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St Augustine's Syndrome

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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Augusto

Augusto is comfort. The one you miss from the bottom of your heart. He has an easy smile and a good laugh, that contagious one, and appears calm even when everything seems lost, because he can show you the light you can't see (little does he know that, most of the time, he is that light) . If Augusto was rain, it would be one of those with thunder that doesn't scare, but rumbles from the bottom, complementing a light rain from those days when you just want to stay at home, under the blanket, looking out the window or watching a movie. Those cozy days.
Augusto's kind, the kindest person you'll ever meet, without distinction from anyone else. He looks with his heart at everything and everyone, in a way so sweet it seems unbelievable.
And he's beautiful, of course. That kind of beauty that overflows from the inside out, added to a unique charisma and authentic personality. It's that fun, friendly company that knows how to listen. But he also loves to be listened to, and in the midst of many jokes (perhaps in dubious humour) that can get out of there, when he gets carried away, it's a sight to watch him think. It's like you can see the gears working, you can feel how smart he is, curious and deep, paradoxically complex and simple at the same time. And suddenly It makes you feel happy to be there, living at the same time as this work of art.

If you're lucky enough to meet an Augusto, you won't want to forget him.
Wow, it's so nice to talk to you, you even look like an Augusto
by liaronce November 22, 2021
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Augusto Pinochet

A brutal dictator who held absolute power in Chile for nearly 17 dark, violent, unforgettable years.
When I visited Santiago, I could still sense Augusto Pinochet looming over the city.
by Cotapos June 24, 2007
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Augusto

A EPIC dude. He is awesome.
Someone: Augusto is awesome
by Sh00ter March 13, 2012
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