August 5

August five is international shower sex day.

-I never had shower sex yet, is it good?
-Good? Cant even define it, tomorrows august 5, you should try it out!

by LordAncom April 18, 2020

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”

by thescrunckles August 4, 2022

August 5

A depressed girl, that looks Chinese. Peroidt!!!!

Person- What’s wrong with her??
Person 2- Oh she was born August 5
Person-ohhhh that makes sense now

by Her her November 5, 2019

August 5

If you are born on August 5 then man, i gotta break it to you, you DUMB.

Person 1: Hey whats your birthday?
Person 2: Oh its august 5.
Person 1: Damn u dumb.

by myuglyass11 November 2, 2019

august 5

national fuck ur favorite ex day

you miss them so badly? you get to get down on them for a national holiday on august 5

by hausband August 5, 2023

Headless day august 5

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

by KeIlistal August 5, 2022