Athletes Foot

A contagious disease, caused by a fungus that thrives on moist surfaces that forms on your feet mostly by sweat.

I worked hard yesterday at the gym and I was sweating like a beast. I started scratching my feet and i suddenly got athletes foot.

by Ca.Ri November 12, 2009

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

Athletes foot

What you get when you decide to play footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower. It will also make it look like your foot has AIDS

What your conversation will look like when you play footsies with a drain
Tyler: "Dude what's wrong?
Eric: " I played footsies with a drain in a public bathroom. Now my foot looks like it has AIDS"
Tyler: "Don't feel bad I did the same exact thing (pulls up pants and takes off sock) see"
Athletes foot is what you get when playing footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower

by Depression'll_Kill_You January 24, 2018

Freak Athlete

Someone who is not only an athlete, but is at the top of his game. The athlete dominates his sport and is generally good at many other sports.

Rich Cavazza is freak athlete is at everything he does.

by FreakAthlete46 August 11, 2012

Athlete's Tongue

Affliction developed when someone speaks too much before they think, thus constantly inserting their foot into their mouth and transferring the fungus to their tongue.

Man, I can't believe that Marcus slipped again and told David's girlfriend that he was bangin' another chick. That man has athlete's tongue.

by nyah! May 3, 2011

athlete

Can be found at the youth, high school, college, and professional levels. An individual who participates in sports. Characterized by dedication, focus, intelligence, and work ethic. Athletes usually are overshadowed in high school by Jocks; they are too busy to do much grandstanding. Most pro players are athletes rather than jocks.

The athlete is intelligent, hard-working, and a decent human being. He has fallback plans for the future in case he can't play pro. The jock is arrogant, stupid, lazy, and an asshole. He has no plans for the future beyond high school whatsoever.

Jocks are drinking and fucking cheerleaders while athletes are training, studying, or participating in worthwhile extracurriculars.

Ryan Leaf was a jock. Steve Young was an athlete. Both were standouts through college, but look at the difference in their NFL careers.

by Student-Athlete September 21, 2004

bathroom athlete

Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.

Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!

by Cwigggle August 9, 2018