Astrohoe

Someone who is a hoe for astrology

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.

by nikm100 February 8, 2020

Astroballs

The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.

I can't believe you did that. Doing that required some fucking Astroballs.

by Jackamabob September 1, 2009

Astrology

Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.

Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school

by Esrioas July 22, 2018

astrodummynomical

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world

My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy

by LazyFeels March 16, 2021

Astrology Girl

Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius

by Icy96 November 20, 2022

astroglidoma

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astrology

How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities

Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?

by cl00nkio April 26, 2020