masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

1. when typing, one alternates letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.

1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!

by andreacky772 September 4, 2004

alternating caps

When idiot n00bs type. It's an alternating series of caps lIkE tHiS. Usually hard to read and overall annoying.

D00dz0rz!!111 lOoK aT mY aWeSoMe TyPiNg!!!11 RoFfLe My WaFfLe!!1111

by benmw02190 December 2, 2003

masterbating

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007

assturbating

The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.

Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.

by UDadder194 November 25, 2009

actorbating

self-aggrandizing acting done merely for the sake of showing how amazing an individual actor's skill or technique is, rather than actually inhabiting the character and telling the story; being an overacting ham who is more interested showing off than being his/her character; chewing the scenery

I didn't believe a word Scott said in that role. He was actorbating all over the stage.

by Writer Diva November 19, 2010

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019