A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007

A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.

Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.

by janes labiela. April 15, 2009

AssVertex

A fancy way of saying MiiVertex

AssVertex sucks

by Sanwichmann538 March 10, 2022

assnorexia

when a female thinks their ass is flatter than it actually is

Your ass looks fine why do you keep complaining about it? I think you might have assnorexia.

by T Rut January 14, 2016

assorted meat

different guy in every hole

i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"

by ryker501 August 15, 2011

assorted drinks

what you do when someone says something really gay...

MAC!

assorted drinks......

by JFlack February 27, 2003

assorexia

taking laxatives after every meal in order to lose weight

do you have assorexia? i swear you take some ex-lax everytime you eat

by Aaaaaalison March 1, 2008