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Like... A lot of people are doing the shit you're doing my guy. I also insert responses to multiple people at the same time. You have a tendency to undermine the shear volume of input I receive on a daily basis.
Hym "Really, guy you're adding people daily. And every response is something I've heard someone say! I'm actively talking on every position that is thrown at me. Words out of somebody's mouth. Heard by me. Said to me. Insinuating that I'm just making up positions that nobody holds is insulting. Why is that something you're assuming?"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
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Assuminator

a person who assumes things
"Stop being an assuminator"
by Uncuffable November 11, 2018
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Assping

It's when somebody gets horny in their ass.
1.) "That Danny guy is so hot, he gave me an assping."
2.) "Steven got an assping so he's in the basement with his finger in his bum."
by wastedbrains December 6, 2010
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Assuming

Assuming is not the same thing as knowing, or being able to rely on something.
Assuming something that has been there, been doing good, or hasn't shown shown signs of failure in the last 12 years or more is guaranteed to be there tomorrow is a dangerous assumption. Never assume the machinations of a few people won't send everybody back to the Stone Age taking everything from today with it tomorrow. It would be everyone's undoing but people like that if everyone else kept assuming no harm would come to them, their people, their home, their business, or anything else ever again without a fight.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
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assrapingly

to describe an extreme of something
i'm so assrapingly high
by sunny 🌞 July 22, 2017
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Assuming

1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups
Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...
by Setupist July 29, 2018
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stop assuming my gender

Something when someone calls you your gender.
Hobo:Was saaaaaaaa dud.
me: Stop assuming my gender im a toaster
by JeeOof May 21, 2018
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