Asschalk

A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.

Paul needed a quick response to the panel's objections, so he wrote it in asschalk.

by Longhorned June 19, 2013

asshawk

a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one's ass crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals.

would you like to rub my asshawk for good luck?

by l'charles March 17, 2005

asshamster

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

Asshats

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.

1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat

by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008

Asshatery

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

asshattedness

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

by crispey May 27, 2006

Asscheeks

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018