ashtism

A version of autism strictly limited to all people named ashley

Ashley: “I have severe ashtism.”

by Grinchy12 August 3, 2020

Assism

Discrimination of someone based off the size of their ass

Rudy: Man, Janie’s ass is too small for my liking, she can’t be my girlfriend

Mason: That’s messed up man, complete assism

by MarcusBagss October 18, 2020

assisms

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'

Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms

by xxhunterxx October 6, 2011

Austism

Portmanteau of “Austin” (TX) and “Autism.”

An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.

“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”

by Noelle554 August 3, 2018

Austism

The act of an American getting stuck with an Australian accent.

D- "Damn do you got Austism again..."

Austism victim- "Whats that mate I just threw some grills on the bawbay and now I'm playing with my dingo..."

D- "That sounds unsanitary"

by DJamesK1 May 9, 2011

Austism

the feeling of complete and utter monotony, usually due to being over-tired, over-fucked up and/or completely burnt out.

kate: hey man you seem a little down, i think your having a bout of austism
austin: (in a monotonous tone)uhhhhhh yea i guess

by 324tex February 4, 2010

Asstimid

Unwilling to buttsex.

Dude she's so asstimid. Nobody's ever gunna get that tail.

by Dude133733 December 17, 2011