Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

Asstard

An asshole who says or does something so stupid that you believe them to also be retarded.

"Joe said that the holocaust is just a lie made up by the Jewish controlled media and entertainment industry"
"What an asstard."

by Josh Bishop December 16, 2007

asstard

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Asstard

Basically an idiot or someone being stupid

Which one of you asstards did epilepsy in the bathroom

by Ohshnockitsdylan June 10, 2019

Asstard

A portmanteau of Asshole and Retard. A person who is an asshole and a Retard at the same time, combine to get asstard.

*Talking with Jewish people in front of us*
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
Like "Chase, you ASSTARD"

by cutmypenisoff325 May 26, 2018

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017