Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

asstard

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Asstard

An asshole who says or does something so stupid that you believe them to also be retarded.

"Joe said that the holocaust is just a lie made up by the Jewish controlled media and entertainment industry"
"What an asstard."

by Josh Bishop December 16, 2007

Asstard

Basically an idiot or someone being stupid

Which one of you asstards did epilepsy in the bathroom

by Ohshnockitsdylan June 10, 2019

Asstard

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.

FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.

by Besties22 September 8, 2022

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017