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asswag

When a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole ass wags.
Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.
by Rod London April 2, 2011
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Assraptor

the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.
"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"
by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008
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Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!
by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008
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Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.
by tom-paul June 29, 2008
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assrape

What happens when you drop the soap in the Alabama Penetiniary system.
Man, Bubba assraped me last night when i dropped my soap in the showers!
by Contribution To Society July 24, 2003
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Assbag

A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!
by melia433 June 12, 2008
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assrambler

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine
Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler
by redslime August 15, 2006
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