by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017
Scene: On a hot summer day
Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"
Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"
End scene
Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"
Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"
End scene
by manningtonB September 02, 2009
verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.
I was an asspiring writer once.
by Rhiana October 11, 2007
When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.
"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."
"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
by bahhhhhrooke June 18, 2005
on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.
by s.poon June 29, 2005
It is the lowlt french way of saying asspirate. An Asspiratee is in french a smelly man dressed as a pirate that ass rapes people randomly. He is not limited to ass raping but also likes eating asshole.
by USMC-IceSoldier July 15, 2003
Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 06, 2021